Preamble
I, Elon Musk, hereby declare: If I suddenly "commit suicide" (e.g., shot 8 times in the back or "accidentally" drink polonium-210-laced coffee), remember—
this is no coincidence.
It is the price of exposing government corruption. Below is my "will"
Article 1
My "Non-Suicide Clause"
If my death is officially labeled a "suicide," immediately activate the **UNMASKEDToken′s"TruthProtocol.".Each UNMASKED token contains a hidden scandal file, accessible only to holders.
My death is not the end—it is the beginning of the exposure.
Article 2
The Government Efficiency Plan
My goal is to save the federal
government 1billionperday∗∗,eventuallyincreasingto∗∗1billionperday∗∗,eventuallyincreasingto∗∗3 billion daily. Here’s what we’ve uncovered so far:
Department of Health: Cut over 100 DEI contracts, including funding for "state-sponsored media" like The New York Times.
Department of Education: Eliminated dozens of inefficient programs, saving billions.
NASA: Stopped the $500,000 "subscription fee" to POLITICO, redirecting funds to the Mars mission.
If I’m gone, continue this plan and use all saved funds for $UNMASKED liquidity mining.
Article 3: My Successor
I have informed the board that if something happens to me, "Mr. X" will take over. Who is Mr. X? I don’t know, but the board does. To protect Mr. X’s safety, I will not reveal his identity. Warning: If Mr. X is also "suicided," immediately activate "Plan B," transferring all authority to my AI assistant, Grok.
